We saw Spamalot! on Thursday evening. It was GREAT!
I love Monty Python, and the musical version of the Holy Grail was simply wonderful.
(You won’t make it on Broadway if you don’t have a Jew!)
I have to get the soundtrack.
(What happens in Camelot, stays in Camelot!)
I laughed and laughed and laughed…
(You know, Hubert, in a thousand years, this will still be controversial.)
I am still laughing.
(Always look on the bright side of life!)
Loved it.
(Find your Grail!)
One minute, huh? Well, I guess this question assumes that Shrub is actually going to listen and hear what I have to say. As it stands now, I wouldn’t bother since he’s so convinced of the rightness of his position that he wouldn’t listen anyway.
If he was going to listen and understand, however, I’d use my Jewish Guilt skills to tell him how very disappointed in him I am, and how the true man knows when to admit he’s made a mistake, back away from a disastrous course and take advice on how to make things right.
I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!
Found at krisinluck’s site:
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Just one? Ugh, no fair. Well, I’d tell you who I’d really like to explode, but I don’t need a visit from the secret service.
Eminem.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Again, I don’t want a visit from those guys in black suits.
4. What is the best kind of cheese to eat?
Ohhhh…cheese. I LOVE cheese. Behold! The power of cheese. The very best kind of cheese (at least this morning) is Tillamook Special Reserve Extra Sharp White Cheddar.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
On a croissant, smoked turkey and roast beef with cream cheese, avocado and alfalfa sprouts.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex. Who would it be?
Hugh Jackman.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Melissa Etheridge
8. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Yarn Store.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Funny question. Since I do have free plane tickets to anywhere. First choice on our trip is Tokyo.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Tokyo Disney Resort!
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
There’s this late harvest German Riesling that I had a the Coeur d’Alene resort one time – it is SO good. And like $80 a bottle. That’s what I’d want.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to any time in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Back to when land was cheap in California (maybe I’d take that $200 from above) and buy up the Napa Valley. I’d then create a trust to pay the taxes on the land, and make myself the beneficiary. Then when I came back to the present, I’d sell it all and be rich!
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I am the Queen. The Queen is always right. Oh, and no stupid people allowed. (Of course, I am the arbiter of what constitutes stupid).
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
“Battle for Washington DC!!” It would be a claymation show about politics so I could brainwash all the kids today into being liberals when they grow up.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Bitch!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I’d roll over and go back to sleep. I’ve slept through earthquakes…I can definitely sleep through mummies.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
Yarn box.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Have wild monkey sex with my husband.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice!
Laser-beam eyes.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The first time my husband told me he loved me.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer “nothing” doesn’t count).
Ack. So many choices. I’d probably undo the time I outed a friend of mine. He was closeted and I told some mutual friends about his orientation. Careless youth…
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
The Netherlands.
23. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!!
I’d float around on my island blasting stupid people with my laser eye beams.
24. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Thomas Jefferson – so he could tell all of today’s politicians what the Constitution really means.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have finally opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
Um. I have no idea.
27. What’s your theme song?
Today? It’s Lawyers in Love by Jackson Browne
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As Kris said – this is one of the most bizarre memes yet.
Please let me know if you do this on your site – I want to read your answers!
